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Fuck Turtles ~ Plastic Straws and Cup ~ Skull & Crossbones Shorts

Description: Shut up... it's just a joke, we love turtles!

Tags: sea turtle, joke, sea turtles, humor, fuck off
I Support the Performing Arts ~ Stripper Shorts

Description: Show you care!

Tags: pole dancers, performance, go go dancer, bikini, sexy
Grab a Straw...'Cause you Suck! Shorts

Description: Bam!

Tags: straws suck, fuck off, fuck you too, go fuck yourself, you suck lollipop
Charles Manson - Don't Fuck With Chuck! Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design.See our website for a bunch more....

Tags: mind control, 1969, crime, charles manson, creepy crawly
Charles Manson - Here's Charlie! Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design!

Tags: charles manson, crime, horror, jack torrance, manson family
Come To Philly for the Crack Shorts

Description: Crack is Whack

Tags: paddys, smoke crack, its always sunny, crack kills, crack
Charles Manson - Girls Shorts

Description: #SquadGoals ~ Manson Family

Tags: murder, helter skelter, sharon tate, serial killer, manson
Florida - America's Wiener Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design!

Tags: disney, florida, florida gift, america, florida state
The Crimson Ghost Skull - Aged / Distressed Shorts

Description: Bam!

Tags: crimson ghost, danzig, glenn danzig, horror, metal
Your Hole Is My Goal Shorts

Description: There you are out on the town wearin' your sweet new shirt... the ladies will love your honesty and bam.... you do the math!

Tags: chicks, score, golf club, golf ball, vintage
I'd Tap That ~ Keg Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.comExclusive Design!

Tags: booze, beer, keg stand, party, college
FUCK ZOOS - Prison Bars Shorts

Description: Why are these animals in prison, what crime have they committed?

Tags: innocent, prison, animal welfare, zoo, nature
Mugs Not Hugs Shorts

Description: Get away from me and fetch me a beer!

Tags: drinking, drugs not hugs, hugs not drugs, alcohol, beers
Go Fuck Yourself ~ Rainbow Shorts

Description: Show your softer side with a sweet rainbow........

Tags: go fuck yourselfie, fuck off, rainbow, rainbows, i hate you
Never Forget! Shorts

Description: It was the best of times it was the worst of times...

Tags: rock, retro, cassette tape, vintage, 80s
Switchblade - Old School Shorts

Description: I'll cut you!

Tags: 50s, vintage, 1950s, street tough, rumble
The Beaver Whisperer Shorts

Description: Don't be shy, let the world know you have a special talent....

Tags: beaver, beavers, ladies, chicks dig me, dog whisperer
Pot Leaf ~ High Life Shorts

Description: Here ya go....

Tags: pot, parody design, stoned, 420, stoner
Black Death / The Plague - I'm Back Shorts

Description: a RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design

Tags: medical, scary, nurses, horror, nursing
Yin & Yang - Pentagrams Shorts

Description: The Balance of Life

Tags: baphomet, yang, devil, ying yang, talisman
A party without alcohol is just a meeting Shorts

Description: Party People!

Tags: booze, wine, holiday, jack daniels, celebration
Spirit Board / Talking Board - Gothic Version Shorts

Description: Planchette not included (the thingy that moves around)

Tags: tarot cards, psychic medium, creepy, board game, psychic
LolliPop - Lick Me Shorts

Description: It can't hurt to ask....

Tags: licked, lollypops, lick me till ice cream, rude gift, candy
Charles Manson - Classic Design Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Charlie Design

Tags: andy warhol, manson family, serial killer, murder, vintage
I don't like Cocaine, but it smells great! Shorts

Description: Drugs are Bad

Tags: smelly, crack whore, gangster, cocaine santa let it snow, crack is whack
This isn't the internet ~ I'll kick your ass! Shorts

Description: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Tags: badass, fists, kickass, kicking ass, boxer
Pass Joints ~ Not Judgement Shorts

Description: Be Cool and Shut up!

Tags: cannabis, marijuana, weed, stoner, pot
Jesus Loves You, but the rest of us think you're an asshole Shorts

Description: Bam!

Tags: jesus saves, jesus christ, jerk off, go fuck yourself, fuck off
JUST SAY MAYBE Shorts

Description: give in to peer pressure!

Tags: drug lord, pot, cannabis, marijuana, drugs
Reefer Madness - Original Design Shorts

Description: I wouldn't be surprised if Reefer Madness was the governments way of getting people to smoke pot! Research the CIA running Drugs!

Tags: drugs are bad, pot, movie, no drugs, 420
STORM THE VATICAN....They Can't Rape Us All! Shorts

Description: There's some sinister shit going down in this place, it's about time we find out what's going on!

Tags: christian, attack, catholic, the pope, priest
Magic Mushrooms - Eat Me Shorts

Description: Turn on, tune in, drop out!

Tags: hallucinogen, techno, psychedelic, acid, trippy
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide - LSD Science Shorts

Description: In Science We Trust!

Tags: mushrooms, retro, shrooms, hallucinogen, chemistry
Hello Satan Shorts

Description: A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive!

Tags: lucifer, cute goat, horns up, satan, occult
I Love Lucifer - Heart Shorts

Description: Bam!

Tags: retro, 1950s culture, 50s tv, 1950s, 50s style
Go Ahead, MAKE MY DAY Shorts

Description: Barney Fife was a total bad ass.... instant street cred with this one!

Tags: harry callahan, punk, dirty harry, 44 magnum, mayberry police

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