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Cock Star Tote

$23
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Behold: a shirt so powerful it doesn’t just feature a cockstar—it certifies one. Slip this on and suddenly you’re not “Dave from accounting,” you’re the main character with theme music. Strangers will squint, point and whisper, “There goes the cock star.” No talent required, just confidence and cotton. Warning: may cause spontaneous applause, dramatic entrances and chicks throwing themselves at you!

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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