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Sloth - Rage Consumes Me Card

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Sweet, soft and slower than your Monday motivation… but inside? Absolute chaos. This adorable little sloth may look like it just wants naps and snacks, but beneath that fuzzy exterior lies a smoldering inferno of pure, unfiltered rage. Perfect for anyone who keeps it cute on the outside while internally screaming at everything. Stay calm, look cuddly… let the world never suspect the fire within.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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