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Pick Your Poison - Veggies! Card

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WARNING: This shirt serves as a public safety announcement. The vibrant vegetables displayed are not food; they are silent assassins. Years of research have been ignored—the toxins, the anti-nutrients, the sheer betrayal of a food that tries to look cheerful while plotting your demise. "Pick Your Poison" isn't a joke; it's a final choice. Put down the kale, step away from the carrots, and sound the alarm. This shirt is for the enlightened few who know the truth and aren't afraid to warn the masses before it's too late.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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