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Pick Your Poison - Veggies! Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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WARNING: This shirt serves as a public safety announcement. The vibrant vegetables displayed are not food; they are silent assassins. Years of research have been ignored—the toxins, the anti-nutrients, the sheer betrayal of a food that tries to look cheerful while plotting your demise. "Pick Your Poison" isn't a joke; it's a final choice. Put down the kale, step away from the carrots, and sound the alarm. This shirt is for the enlightened few who know the truth and aren't afraid to warn the masses before it's too late.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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