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What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? Bag

$25.82

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This shirt offers a delightfully morbid twist on a childhood classic. It poses the eternal question: what if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about? The answer is illustrated in a stark, ritualistic scene. A skeletal figure, acting as a macabre dance master, directs stick figures in a solemn circle around a glowing pentagram. The playful tune is recontextualized as a creepy, supernatural summoning, suggesting the fun and games were a sinister ceremony all along.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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