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Abraham Lincoln Review - Ford's Theatre - SUCKS! Tote

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Dude… so imagine you’re just chilling in the 1800s, right? You score tickets to the hottest show in town at Ford’s Theatre. You’re thinking: “Excellent! This night shall be most triumphant!” But then the vibe goes totally bogus. Like, historically bogus. One minute its theater and fancy hats, next minute it’s the worst plot twist ever. So yeah… one star, dudes. Totally not excellent. Would not recommend. Party somewhere else, preferably a century later.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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