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Abraham Lincoln Review - Ford's Theatre - SUCKS! T-Shirt

$22

Color: Black

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Dude… so imagine you’re just chilling in the 1800s, right? You score tickets to the hottest show in town at Ford’s Theatre. You’re thinking: “Excellent! This night shall be most triumphant!” But then the vibe goes totally bogus. Like, historically bogus. One minute its theater and fancy hats, next minute it’s the worst plot twist ever. So yeah… one star, dudes. Totally not excellent. Would not recommend. Party somewhere else, preferably a century later.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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