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Abraham Lincoln Review - Ford's Theatre - SUCKS! Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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Dude… so imagine you’re just chilling in the 1800s, right? You score tickets to the hottest show in town at Ford’s Theatre. You’re thinking: “Excellent! This night shall be most triumphant!” But then the vibe goes totally bogus. Like, historically bogus. One minute its theater and fancy hats, next minute it’s the worst plot twist ever. So yeah… one star, dudes. Totally not excellent. Would not recommend. Party somewhere else, preferably a century later.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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