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The future doesn’t bloom. It assembles - Skynet Planted This T-Shirt

$22

Color: Black

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Welcome to the future... where gardens no longer grow, they're engineered. This mechanical bouquet rises from polished steel stems, petals forged in chrome and neon alloy, each bloom fastened with precision screws instead of seeds. Color survives, but only as enamel and electric sheen. Nature has been redesigned, perfected and terminated. In this new era, life is assembled on factory lines, beauty calibrated by code and evolution replaced by innovation. The last flowers don’t wilt ... they hum softly in the glow of tomorrow.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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