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The future doesn’t bloom. It assembles - Skynet Planted This Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Welcome to the future... where gardens no longer grow, they're engineered. This mechanical bouquet rises from polished steel stems, petals forged in chrome and neon alloy, each bloom fastened with precision screws instead of seeds. Color survives, but only as enamel and electric sheen. Nature has been redesigned, perfected and terminated. In this new era, life is assembled on factory lines, beauty calibrated by code and evolution replaced by innovation. The last flowers don’t wilt ... they hum softly in the glow of tomorrow.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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