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Designated Drunk Card

$13.50
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A tongue-in-cheek throwback graphic inspired by mid-century Americana, featuring a slick 1950s everyman caught in a moment of carefree rebellion. Seen through the open window of a classic car, the sharply dressed driver wears a period-perfect fedora, one hand confidently gripping the steering wheel while the other casually raises a beer. Rendered in a minimal, vintage color palette with distressed linework and old-print texture, the illustration channels roadside diners, newspaper ads, and smoky barrooms of the post-war era. Finished with bold, retro lettering that reads “Designated Drunk,” the design leans into dark humor and nostalgia, evoking an era when style was sharp, rules were loose, and irony was served cold.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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