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Designated Drunk Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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A tongue-in-cheek throwback graphic inspired by mid-century Americana, featuring a slick 1950s everyman caught in a moment of carefree rebellion. Seen through the open window of a classic car, the sharply dressed driver wears a period-perfect fedora, one hand confidently gripping the steering wheel while the other casually raises a beer. Rendered in a minimal, vintage color palette with distressed linework and old-print texture, the illustration channels roadside diners, newspaper ads, and smoky barrooms of the post-war era. Finished with bold, retro lettering that reads “Designated Drunk,” the design leans into dark humor and nostalgia, evoking an era when style was sharp, rules were loose, and irony was served cold.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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