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Menace to Sobriety Card

$13.50
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Meet the shirt that shows up uninvited and steals the last drink: MENACE TO SOBRIETY. Loud letters, zero apologies. Perfect for parties, concerts, barbecues, or doing absolutely nothing responsibly. This tee doesn’t encourage bad decisions ... it just witnesses them and laughs. Wear it as a warning label, a personality trait or a public service announcement. Guaranteed to start conversations, raise eyebrows and make your friends say, “Yeah… that tracks.” Cheers

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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