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Guillotine - Making Heads Turn Since 1789 Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A relic from the age of revolution, reimagined with razor-sharp humor. This super-retro design features a weathered guillotine rendered in distressed detail, as if pulled straight from an 18th-century broadside. Faded textures, aged wood, and worn metal give it a time-beaten look, while the bold phrase “Making Heads Turn Since 1789” seals the punchline. Darkly playful and historic, it’s a nod to rebellion, satire and timeless shock value... proof that some ideas never lose their edge.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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