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Nugs Not Drugs - Chicken Nuggets Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Because priorities matter. This parody tee celebrates the superior choice: crispy, golden chicken nuggets. With bold humor and comfort-food energy, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates irony, snack culture and not taking life too seriously. Whether you’re a late night drive thru legend or just here for the laughs, this shirt makes a clear statement dip sauce encouraged, bad decisions not included.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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