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Nugs Not Drugs - Chicken Nuggets Card

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Because priorities matter. This parody tee celebrates the superior choice: crispy, golden chicken nuggets. With bold humor and comfort-food energy, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates irony, snack culture and not taking life too seriously. Whether you’re a late night drive thru legend or just here for the laughs, this shirt makes a clear statement dip sauce encouraged, bad decisions not included.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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