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Smiley Face - Negative Vibes Only Card

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Smile through the suffering… or don’t. This design flips toxic positivity on its head with a “smiley” face that’s clearly having a terrible time. Featuring a bold frown paired with the phrase Negative Vibes Only, it’s a sarcastic badge for anyone tired of forced optimism and fake good energy. Perfect for deadpan humor lovers, introverts, and anyone who believes honesty beats happiness. Guaranteed to repel positivity and attract like minded pessimists.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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