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Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With Your Mom Card

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Step right up! Feast your eyes on the conversational equivalent of a preowned luxury sedan, sleek, powerful, and guaranteed to turn heads! This premium grade witticism, lovingly reconditioned for maximum impact, delivers unparalleled performance in awkward social situations. Don't just own a comeback, own a LEGEND. It's not just a T-shirt, it's a lifetime of psychological warranties! Act now, this deal won't last!A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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