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Roswell NM - Ask Me About My Butthole Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Welcome to Roswell, New Mexico—where the skies are wide, the aliens are curious, and the souvenirs are out of this world! Introducing the "Ask Me About My Butthole" t-shirt, the ultimate vacation keepsake for anyone who’s ever wondered what really happens during an alien encounter. Featuring a cheeky (pun intended) nod to Roswell’s infamous extraterrestrial lore, this shirt is perfect for sparking conversations, raising eyebrows, and proving you’ve got a sense of humor as bold as the UFO legends themselves. Whether you’re a true believer, a skeptic, or just here for the green chili, this shirt is your ticket to showing off your Roswell adventure in the most unforgettable way.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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