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Area 51 - Alien Abduction - Butt Probe! Pillow

$25

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Ladies and gentlemen, extraterrestrial enthusiasts, and proud abductees—gather 'round! 🛸 Introducing the ultimate Area 51 souvenir that’s out of this world (literally): the "I Went to Area 51 and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt… and My Butt Probed" tee!Featuring a dazzling UFO beaming up a very willing participant (okay, maybe not so willing), this shirt is for anyone who’s ever stared at the stars and thought, “Take me, but please be gentle.” It’s the perfect blend of intergalactic humor and small-town charm, guaranteed to make aliens and humans alike crack a smile.Why settle for a boring old postcard when you can wear your Roswell experience loud and proud?

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

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