The last thing i want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list. Tapestry

Let’s be honest—sometimes people just need a little reminder to stay in line. This hilariously savage t-shirt delivers the perfect mix of wit and warning with the quote, "The Last Thing I Want to Do Is Hurt You, But It's still on the List." Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers, nosy relatives, or that one friend who always "forgets" to pay you back, this shirt says it all. Bold, unapologetic, and packed with attitude, it’s the ultimate way to show off your sharp sense of humor. Made with soft, high-quality fabric, it’s as comfortable as it is brutally honest. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or just lounging around while plotting your next move. Wear it, own it, and let the world know where they stand!

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