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Snakes can swallow big meat, just like your mom! Card

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Step right up, folks! Feast your eyes on this one-of-a-kind, jaw-dropping, conversation-starting masterpiece! This ain’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. Bold, daring, and just a little bit cheeky, this design’s got it all!Picture this: a slick, slithering snake coiled up, ready to strike, paired with the kind of text that’ll have people doing double-takes faster than a Ferrari on a test drive. “Snakes can swallow big meat, just like your mom!”—yeah, you heard that right! It’s edgy, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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